Critical Feast Tee – Keep Your Paws Off My Loot

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Critical Feast Tee – Keep Your Paws Off My Loot

$19.99

When your hoard isn’t gold but cookies, and you’d still scorch a village to protect it. This epic "Critical Feast" tee features a fearsome dragon curled around a stash of chocolate chip cookies with the bold warning: “Keep Your Paws Off My Loot.” Equal parts adorable and ferocious, it’s the perfect shirt for D&D players, snack hoarders, and chaotic-neutral cookie guardians. Because sometimes the real treasure... is dessert.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • 100% cotton
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability

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